10 Everyday Activities Banned by the Bible

10 Everyday Activities Banned by the Bible
10 Everyday Activities Banned by the Bible

Everyday activities that will get  you stoned by Biblethumpers (not the good kind of stoned!).

More and more States in the US and countries around the world are starting to accept concepts such as Gay Marriage which were formerly seen as morally reprehensible and repugnant.  Often the charge against the granting of such rights is led by religious groups who claim that homosexuality is against God’s law as set out in the Bible.

Of course we all know of (and can probably recite most of) the 10 Commandments and we know we should not tell lies, should not murder, rape

, steal, prostitute your children etc.  These are sensible concepts that have been taken from the Bible and codified into law in most nation states.

However, the Bible does not stop at sensible suggestions; it also prohibits a long list of activities that form a part of our modern way of life.  Indeed many of the people insisting on bans on homosexuality because of the Bible are probably guilty of contravening some of the stranger prohibitions like eating fat (Leviticus 3:17).  Many of these prohibitions are contained in the book of Leviticus but banned activities can be found throughout the Bible.

We have listed a few of our favorite things (most of which you have probably done or know someone who has at least once in your life) so here is our list of top 10 (reasonable) day to day things banned by the bible.

10Fortune Telling (Leviticus 19:31) and Getting Tattoos (Leviticus 19:28)

This lady is screwed twice. Tattooed and telling fortunes

9Divorce (Mark 10: 11-12) and Adultery (1 Corinthians 7:2 , Matthew 5 27-28 and elsewhere)

Adultery is frowned upon by the bible. And when the bible frowns it throws heavy rocks at your head until you die.

8Wearing Jewelry (1Timothy 2:9)

Wearing jewelry is a no-no according to the bible. You’re going to straight to hell Mr. T. I pity the fool!
Thinking about shaving tomorrow. Don’t, or you’ll have Satan’s red hot poker up your B-hole!

6Cross-breeding Animals, planting two different seeds in the same field and wearing mixed fabrics (Leviticus 19:19 and Deuteronomy 22:9-11)

Don’t even think about it you two!

5Women leaving their hair uncovered (1 Corinthians 11:5-6) and speaking in Church (1 Corinthians 14:34

Cover your ladies and while you’re at it cover your face, body, mouth, and oh yeah hand over your driver’s license

4Eating Pork (Leviticus 11:7-8) and Shellfish (Leviticus 11:10)

No more bacon wrapped lobster rolls. I’d rather go to hell.

3Cursing your parents (Exodus 21:17)

Curse at your mom. Go to hell.

2Losing your virginity out of wedlock (Deuteronomy 22 :20-21)

No more premarital sex. Don’t worry there’s usually very little postmarital sex too.

1Doing just about anything on a Sunday (Exodus 20:8-11)

Better take it easy on Sunday or you’ll be seeing Satan