Looking to lose your religion? Well I’ve got the shiniest, newest, most beer-drinking gospel for you. If you like pirates, critical thinking, beer, sarcasm, and the moral and social acceptance of all people equally you might just be Pastafarian material. Here are the top 10 things you should know about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Put on a bib, you wouldn’t want to get any sauce on that nice shirt and enjoy!
10The Flying Spaghetti Monster Created Our World and the Universe
The Alpha and Omega: Touched By His Noodly Appendage
In September 2005, before Mr. Henderson wrote his book a Pastafarian known as Solipsy began collecting texts to formally memorialize the tenets of Pastafarianism. This 203 page tome was completed in 2010 and is available for download here.
9Pastafarianism Is Not To Be Taken Literally But It’s No Joke
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Boiled for your Sins
8The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Not Anti-Religion
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Creationism With Balls
7Pastafarians Believe that a Lack of Pirates in the Sole Cause of Global Warming
A worldwide reduction in the number of pirates has caused global warming.
6The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Open to All Races, Religions, and Sexual-Orientations
FSM Accepts All. Take His Noodly Appendage. In Your Hand.
5Followers Understand that the Noodly One is Ever Present and Manipulates our World Daily
I am FSM. I do what I want
4Pastafarians Know How to Accessorize
Darwin is Down with the FSM
3Every Friday is a Religious Holiday for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Pirates and the Flying Spaghetti Monsters. We call this Friday.
2The FSM is Jesus Christ’s Real Father
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the real trinity. The Noodle, the Sauce, and the Holy Meatballs
1The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a Philanthropic Phenomenon
What Would Flying Spaghetti Monster do? He’d donate to Kiva.org of course.
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